i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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