my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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