some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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