She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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