I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Randomize
