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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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