I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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