About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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