How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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