so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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