I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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