I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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