Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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