We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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