True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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