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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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