would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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