I'm going to rape someone's good day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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