In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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