I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I am available for nakedness
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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