In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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