I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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