I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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