RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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