So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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