I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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