doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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