I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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