I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Acid is not a monday night drug
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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