can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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