if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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