Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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