please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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