He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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