You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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