Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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