well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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