Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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