I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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