Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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