So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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