You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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