Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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