Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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