I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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