Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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