i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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