Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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