We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm really busy with my period
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