I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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