I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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