I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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