i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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